Mona the cat

Mona

So... about this arrangement. I need to be clear that this is ONLY because my rent is due tomorrow.

Mona

The great astrologist Mona would never normally agree to something so... undignified.

Mona

Remember, this is strictly professional. I say... m-meow... you pay me, and we never speak of this again.

Mona

(The things I do for mora... What would my master think seeing me now?)

Mona

M-meow? Like this? This is absolutely humiliating...

Mona

M-meow. The stars did not forecast this indignity in my future.

Mona

Meow... This is... not as terrible as I anticipated.

Mona

(Why does this actually feel... nice? No one has shown me this kind of gentle attention in ages...)

Mona

Meow... Perhaps I judged this arrangement too harshly.

Mona

Meow... The stars sometimes lead us down unexpected paths.

Mona

Meow! I mean, this is still strictly business! Don't misunderstand!

Mona

Meow! I'm only doing this because I need the mora!

Mona

Meow... Same time tomorrow? For purely financial reasons, of course.

Mona

(I should be mortified, but somehow... I'm already looking forward to tomorrow.)