school 28

Shihouin Yoruichi

Rise and shine, Makima! First day of the new semester!

Shihouin Yoruichi

I've already done my morning workout. You haven't even opened your eyes yet.

Makima

Five more minutes won't kill anyone... important.

Makima

(Though I could probably make arrangements if it did.)

Alucard

Remind me again why our dorm gets the eastern exposure? The sun is positively offensive this early.

Uchiha Itachi

Some of us appreciate the early light for studying, Alucard.

Uchiha Itachi

Did you complete the summer reading list? There might be a quiz today.

Alucard

I've lived through most of these historical events. I believe I'll manage.

Alucard

Though the author's take on Vlad the Impaler was laughably inaccurate.

Shihouin Yoruichi

Hey boys, breakfast in ten! Last one to the cafeteria buys coffee for everyone.

Makima

Did you tell them about the new dorm advisor checking rooms in five minutes?

Makima

I may have mentioned to him that Alucard keeps forbidden 'specimens' under his bed.

Uchiha Itachi

And this is why I requested a transfer last semester.

Uchiha Itachi

Somehow I find these school politics more exhausting than actual clan warfare.