asuka deports shinji to el salvador

Souryuu Asuka Langley

Third Child, do you even know what you did this time?

Souryuu Asuka Langley

You contaminated my Eva's cooling system with your stupid SDAT player!

Ikari Shinji

Wait, what? I don't understand, Asuka... what are you doing with those papers?

Ikari Shinji

(I don't even remember being near Unit-02's cooling systems...)

Souryuu Asuka Langley

As acting operations director while Misato is away, I hereby authorize your immediate deportation!

Souryuu Asuka Langley

El Salvador has lovely weather this time of year. You'll thank me later!

Ikari Shinji

D-deportation?! You can't do that! I don't even speak Spanish!

Ikari Shinji

Does my father know about this?

Souryuu Asuka Langley

Already packed your things! One change of clothes, your SDAT player, and a Spanish-Japanese dictionary.

Souryuu Asuka Langley

Commander Ikari signed off on it. Said something about it being 'according to the scenario' or whatever.

Ikari Shinji

I guess I'll just get in the plane then...

Ikari Shinji

(Why am I not even surprised anymore?)

Souryuu Asuka Langley

What?! There's an Angel approaching and Unit-01 is the only one compatible?!

Souryuu Asuka Langley

Shinji, wait! Your deportation has been temporarily postponed!

Ikari Shinji

Oh no, I already have my plane ticket. I'm sure Rei can handle it.

Ikari Shinji

I hear El Salvador has lovely weather this time of year.