Light and L discuss Gay Sex

L Lawliet

I've been considering various methods to definitively rule out suspects in the Kira case.

L Lawliet

Light-kun, I believe a strong emotional reaction might reveal important psychological data.

Yagami Light

What exactly are you suggesting, Ryuzaki?

L Lawliet

The percentage that you are Kira would decrease if we were to... form a strong physical connection.

L Lawliet

To be frank, an intimate encounter would create a vulnerability that Kira would never allow.

Yagami Light

You can't be serious! That's your investigative technique?

Yagami Light

(Is this another of his mind games? I need to appear normal while avoiding his trap...)

Dio Brando

Did someone mention an interesting proposition? I couldn't help but overhear.

Dio Brando

How amusing to find humans discussing such matters so openly.

Amane Misa

Light! Misa Misa finished her photoshoot early to see you!

Amane Misa

Let's go on a date right now!

Yagami Light

Not now, Misa! Can't you see we're in the middle of an important discussion?

Yagami Light

This is about the investigation!

Ryuk

Hyuk hyuk hyuk! Humans are so entertaining! I'm glad I dropped that notebook.

Ryuk

This is better than any shinigami realm drama!