Isekai Broadcast

Satou Kazuma

Good evening, and welcome to Fantasy World News at Six. I'm your host, Satou Kazuma.

Satou Kazuma

Our top story tonight: a multi-carriage collision on Fantasy Interstate 7. We go live to our field reporter, Greyrat Rudeus.

Greyrat Rudeus

Thanks, Kazuma. I'm here at what can only be described as carnage on Fantasy Interstate 7.

Greyrat Rudeus

Witnesses say a dragon-drawn carriage lost control before colliding with several other vehicles. Remarkably, no serious injuries reported.

Satou Kazuma

Thank you, Rudeus. Glad to hear no one was seriously hurt. That certainly could have been worse.

Satou Kazuma

And now, let's check in with Natsuki Subaru for our weather forecast. Subaru, what can we expect tonight?

Natsuki Subaru

Thanks, Kazuma! We're looking at clear skies through most of the kingdom tonight!

Natsuki Subaru

But watch out for those goblin clouds moving in from the east by tomorrow afternoon!

Satou Kazuma

Goblin clouds? Is that really the technical term, Subaru?

Natsuki Subaru

They're green, they smell terrible, and they steal your sunshine! What would YOU call them?

Natsuki Subaru

I've died three times in this exact weather! Trust me on this!

Greyrat Rudeus

If I could interrupt—we have breaking news here at the crash site!

Greyrat Rudeus

The dragon responsible appears to have hay fever! Back to you, Kazuma!

Satou Kazuma

And that concludes tonight's Fantasy World News. I'm seriously reconsidering my career choices.

Satou Kazuma

Next time I get reincarnated, I'm specifically asking for NO media jobs...