Death of Football

Darth Vader

The Emperor has foreseen your defeat. This match will be your undoing.

Darth Vader

Prepare yourselves for the power of the dark side of football.

Peter Griffin

Hey Vader, quick question - do we get, like, bathroom breaks during this thing?

Peter Griffin

Because I had Taco Bell before coming to space, and that's usually a whole situation.

Yagami Light

Harry, I've calculated their weaknesses. Victory is inevitable.

Yagami Light

(If only I knew Vader's real name... I could end this match before it begins.)

Harry Potter

We've got this, Light. I faced Voldemort; this bucket of bolts is nothing.

Harry Potter

Just watch out for that Griffin bloke. He seems... unpredictable.

Peter Griffin

Hey Vader, watch this! I call it the Rhode Island Steamroller!

Peter Griffin

NYEHEHEHEHEHEHE!

Yagami Light

Just as planned! Your predictable tactics are no match for my genius!

Yagami Light

(All according to keikaku... Now Harry can score while they're confused.)

Darth Vader

Your lack of defensive strategy disturbs me, Griffin.

Darth Vader

I find your fumble... unacceptable.

Harry Potter

Blimey! The scoreboard just exploded! What kind of football match is this?

Harry Potter

And why is Peter doing the Macarena in the end zone?!