master chef

Master Chief

Cortana, what happened to my mission briefing? This isn't a Covenant base.

Master Chief

And why am I holding a chef's hat instead of my assault rifle?

Master Chief

"UNSC Culinary Championship Finals"? This can't be right.

Master Chief

(Something's wrong with the timeline. I need to adapt to the situation until I figure this out.)

Master Chief

I've faced Covenant armies and Flood infestations. I can handle... julienning these carrots.

Master Chief

Cortana, I need tactical instructions on how to make a soufflé.

Master Chief

This is not how I usually handle flambé tactics...

Master Chief

I need a fire extinguisher, not a plasma grenade!

Master Chief

The key to victory is precision... just like lining up a headshot.

Master Chief

(These gauntlets weren't designed for delicate pastry work.)

Master Chief

I present my dish: Halo-Rings Pasta with Covenant-Blue Sauce and Scorpion Tank Meatballs.

Master Chief

Permission to serve, sir?