A different beginning for the Uzumakis

Uzumaki Naruto

Mom! I still can't believe you're really here! This is the best thing ever, dattebayo!

Uzumaki Naruto

Wait till everyone sees how awesome my mom is!

Uzumaki Kushina

I'm sorry I had to stay away so long, Naruto. But I promise I'll make up for all those years, dattebane!

Uzumaki Kushina

And I'll personally make sure the village starts treating both of you with the respect you deserve!

Naruko

Yeah, well, good luck with that. The village elders still look at us like we're walking disasters waiting to happen.

Naruko

Though I guess having the Red Hot-Blooded Habanero back might change their tune...

Uzumaki Kushina

You better believe it will! Any fool who treats my children badly will answer to me!

Uzumaki Kushina

I wasn't just hiding all these years - I was mastering new sealing techniques too!

Uzumaki Naruto

You're going to teach us those techniques, right? I wanna learn everything about our clan!

Naruko

Hmm, Uzumaki sealing techniques could definitely earn us some respect. Maybe even more than your silly Sexy Jutsu, which I'm still mad you based me on, by the way.

Uzumaki Kushina

Wait, what's this about a 'Sexy Jutsu'? Naruto, what have you been teaching yourself?!

Uzumaki Naruto

N-nothing! It's just a transformation technique! For... uh... tactical purposes!

Uzumaki Naruto

Naruko, help me out here! Mom's hair is doing the scary floating thing!