Revi & Balalaika play Minecraft
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Revy
Look at this fuckin' masterpiece, Sis. Two days of work and it's almost done.
Revy
Who knew I had such a knack for virtual architecture?
Balalaika
It's quite impressive, Two Hands. You've built a lovely little... suburban fantasy.
Balalaika
(How amusing. She has no idea what I've been working on while she's been decorating.)
Revy
Even put in a fuckin' gun room. Not too shabby for someone who usually just blows shit up in games.
Revy
Want the grand tour when I finish the roof?
Balalaika
Of course. But first, let me show you something I've been working on nearby. A little... infrastructure project.
Revy
Yeah? What kind of—holy shit, what are you doing with all that TNT?
Balalaika
In war and Minecraft, Revy, the foundation of any strategy is knowing your enemy's weaknesses.
Balalaika
And yours has always been... attachment.
Revy
YOU FUCKING DIDN'T! TWO DAYS OF WORK!
Revy
If we weren't allies, I'd put holes in you right fucking now!
Balalaika
Consider it a lesson in impermanence, Two Hands. Nothing lasts forever.
Balalaika
Especially in Roanapur... or Minecraft. Same time next week?