master chief

Master Chief

Cortana, status report! Where am I?

Master Chief

This definitely isn't Installation 04.

Mario

Mama-mia! It's-a raining big metal men!

Mario

Finn! Look out-a above!

Finn the Human

Mathematical! A robot knight from another dimension!

Finn the Human

I got you, metal dude!

Master Chief

This... isn't a Covenant trap. Where am I? And what are you?

Mario

It's-a me, Mario! Welcome to the Water Kingdom!

Mario

You look-a stronger than Bowser. Are you-a friend or foe?

Finn the Human

So you fight aliens? That's radical, man. I fight monsters and evil wizards all the time!

Finn the Human

Maybe the Cosmic Owl sent you here for a reason...

Master Chief

I need to find a way back to my dimension. The UNSC needs me.

Master Chief

Until then, I'll assist you both if needed. Consider me an ally.

Mario

Yahoo! With-a Master Chief on our team, Bowser doesn't stand-a chance!

Mario

Now, who wants-a pasta? I always-a carry emergency spaghetti!