support group

Todoroki Shouto

Welcome to the first meeting of the, uh... Problematic Parentage Support Group.

Todoroki Shouto

I'm Todoroki. My father is Endeavor, the number two hero who... well, let's just say family therapy isn't in his vocabulary.

Nero

So we're really doing this? Sitting around talking about our daddy issues?

Nero

Mine abandoned me before birth, then tried to rip off my demon arm when we finally met. Top that.

Raiden

My adoptive father was a war criminal who turned me into a child soldier before I could even understand what death meant.

Raiden

Then he tried to use me as a pawn in his plan to control the U.S. government. So... your turns don't seem that bad.

Luke Skywalker

Um, hi everyone. I'm Luke. My father turned to the dark side, became the galaxy's most feared enforcer, cut off my hand, and tried to turn me evil too.

Todoroki Shouto

Maybe we should make a list of coping strategies? I've been trying 'proving him wrong about everything' but it's... exhausting.

Luke Skywalker

Actually, I found redemption works pretty well. In my father's final moments, he saved me and returned to the light.

Luke Skywalker

Maybe there's hope for all of your fathers too?

Nero

Yeah, no. My father literally tried to become the demon king of hell.

Nero

Redemption isn't exactly on his to-do list.

Raiden

Same time next week? I'll bring the trauma snacks.

Raiden

And maybe we should invite that Spider-Man kid. I hear his uncle issues are at least more manageable than our father ones.