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Seto Kaiba

Behold the ultimate dragon in Duel Monsters! My Blue-Eyes White Dragon is unmatched in both power and elegance.

Seto Kaiba

Three thousand attack points of pure devastation that has crushed countless opponents.

Jack Atlas

Kaiba! Your outdated lizard pales in comparison to my Red Dragon Archfiend!

Jack Atlas

The absolute ruler of speed and power that brings destruction to all who oppose the one true King!

Seto Kaiba

Outdated? How dare you! Blue-Eyes is the pinnacle of draconic perfection with a legacy that spans generations!

Seto Kaiba

Unlike your overly decorated demon-dragon hybrid with identity issues!

Jack Atlas

At least my dragon has a personality beyond 'roar and attack'! Red Dragon Archfiend commands respect through sheer presence!

Jack Atlas

Besides, what kind of elite duelist uses a dragon that can be defeated by a simple trap card?

Seto Kaiba

That's it! I challenge you to a duel right now! My Blue-Eyes against your second-rate Synchro monster!

Seto Kaiba

(No one insults Blue-Eyes and gets away with it. I'll crush him completely!)

Jack Atlas

I accept! Time to show you what a truly superior dragon looks like!

Jack Atlas

(This corporate suit has no idea what awaits him. The King will reign supreme!)

Seto Kaiba

Blue-Eyes White Dragon, obliterate his life points with White Lightning Attack!

Jack Atlas

What?! Such power in an outdated card?! Impossible!

Jack Atlas

Perhaps there's something to be said for the classics after all...