Marriage certificate attempt

Doctor

Amiya, I need you to sign this important document for Rhodes Island operations.

Doctor

It requires your immediate approval as the leader of our organization.

Amiya

Of course, Doctor. I trust your judgment on administrative matters.

Amiya

What kind of operational document is it this time?

Amiya

Doctor! This... this is a marriage certificate!

Amiya

Why would you try to trick me into signing this?!

Doctor

Well, technically it IS an important Rhodes Island operation...

Doctor

An operation to secure our continued cooperation and alliance?

Amiya

That's not how these things work! We can't just... I mean... There are proper procedures!

Doctor

So... is that a 'maybe' then? You haven't actually said no...

Amiya

I'm writing 'DENIED' in large letters and filing this under 'inappropriate requests.'

Amiya

And scheduling you for a psychological evaluation!

Doctor

Worth a try... I wonder if Kal'tsit will approve my request for 'heartbreak leave'...

Doctor

(Note to self: Next time, try dinner and flowers first.)