Furina and Fischl Being Chunnibyou

Furina

And THEN I said to the entire court, 'The show must go on!' while the entire chamber flooded!

Furina

You should have seen their faces! Pure theatrical gold!

Fischl

Verily, your tale echoes across the corridors of destiny! I, Fischl, Prinzessin der Verurteilung, am most entertained by your aquatic exploits!

Furina

You know what? I wasn't supposed to tell anyone, but I'm actually looking for Barbatos. I need to regain my godhood!

Furina

(Why am I telling her this? Must be the wine... but she seems trustworthy in her own eccentric way.)

Fischl

The lost divinity seeks reclamation! What a quest worthy of the chronicles! I shall aid you in this momentous undertaking!

Fischl

Together, our legend shall be inscribed in the annals of fate for all eternity!

Furina

You know what? I like you! So dramatic, so passionate! Just like me!

Furina

When I regain my immortality, I'll make sure to make you immortal too, so that we'll never be alone!

Fischl

We'll be friends and partners for all eternity, ruling the skies with thunder and the seas!

Furina

Hahahahaha! Imagine us, two immortal divas, terrorizing Teyvat with our flair for the dramatic!

Fischl

The heavens themselves shall tremble at our approach! Muahahaha!

Fischl

(I've finally found someone who understands me!)