Imagine if this canon

Shampoo

Airen! Shampoo make special breakfast for husband!

Shampoo

Is husband's favorite - spicy mapo tofu and dumplings!

Saotome Ranma

Uh, Shampoo... when did we get married?

Saotome Ranma

I don't remember any wedding ceremony...

Shampoo

Silly husband forget? Shampoo have marriage certificate right here!

Shampoo

Amazon law say man who defeat Shampoo in combat become husband. Very official!

Saotome Ranma

This is written in Chinese! I can't even read it!

Saotome Ranma

What about Akane? She's gonna kill me when she finds out!

Shampoo

Violent girl no problem. Shampoo send her nice letter explaining situation.

Saotome Ranma

Is that Akane running this way with her mallet?!

Shampoo

No worry, husband! Shampoo protect from angry girl!

Shampoo

Is too late anyway. Great-grandmother already mail marriage documents to Japan government office!