school 12

Uchiha Itachi

Alucard, we need to discuss your behavior in history class again.

Uchiha Itachi

Poor Ms. Robin was visibly shaking when you asked for detailed accounts of battlefield dismemberment.

Alucard

Is it my fault that history is sanitized these days? The Sengoku period was glorious chaos.

Alucard

Besides, she's a history teacher. She should appreciate my... historical enthusiasm.

Shihouin Yoruichi

You're going to get suspended one day, Alucard. Even I know when to dial back the intensity.

Shihouin Yoruichi

Anyway, I'm off to teach some first-years how to fall properly. Later!

Makima

Fighting in the dojo again, Yoruichi? The budget committee might need to reevaluate your club's funding.

Makima

As for you, Alucard, another complaint and we'll have to discuss... disciplinary measures.

Uchiha Itachi

Don't bother, Makima. I've been trying to reform him since middle school.

Uchiha Itachi

It's like trying to explain empathy to a hurricane.

Alucard

Speaking of hurricanes, my occult comrades await! We're summoning ancient spirits today.

Alucard

Don't worry, Itachi - we'll keep the blood sacrifices metaphorical... mostly.

Makima

Such interesting classmates I have... each playing their little roles so perfectly.

Makima

(If only they knew who really controls this school's hierarchy...)