school 9

Shihouin Yoruichi

Did you all hear about the new gym teacher? I heard he can't even do a proper backflip.

Shihouin Yoruichi

Might have to show him how it's done tomorrow.

Makima

That would be unwise, Yoruichi. The faculty doesn't appreciate students challenging their authority.

Makima

Besides, I just became student council president. I can't have my friends causing trouble.

Alucard

Student council president? How utterly boring, Makima.

Alucard

Now the news about the blood drive next week... that's something worth discussing.

Uchiha Itachi

My little brother made the basketball team. He still hates me, but I'm going to all his games.

Makima

How dedicated of you, Itachi. Family is so important, isn't it?

Makima

(Family connections are such useful tools for manipulation...)

Shihouin Yoruichi

Speaking of family, did anyone do Ms. Haruno's genealogy assignment? I just wrote 'it's complicated' and drew a cat.

Alucard

I submitted a family tree dating back 500 years. The teacher accused me of plagiarism.

Alucard

How ironic to be punished for being too honest.

Uchiha Itachi

We should head to class. History starts in two minutes.

Uchiha Itachi

And Alucard, please don't terrorize the substitute again. You know how they talk.