school 7

Shihouin Yoruichi

Is this clock broken or something? It's moving so slowly I could transform into a cat and back ten times before lunch.

Makima

Patience is a virtue, Yoruichi. Though I must admit, I'm also looking forward to establishing dominance in the lunch line.

Makima

I've already made arrangements with several first-years to save us seats.

Alucard

You mortals and your obsession with sustenance. I find the anticipation far more delicious than whatever slop they serve in the cafeteria.

Uchiha Itachi

I packed rice balls. I made extra if anyone wants some.

Uchiha Itachi

(Perhaps sharing lunch will help foster bonds I was never able to maintain before...)

Shihouin Yoruichi

Wait, did I just hear the bell? Is it finally lunch time?!

Makima

That was the five-minute warning bell, Yoruichi. We still have one more lesson segment to complete.

Alucard

The true monster isn't me, but rather this endless torture they call 'education.' Even immortality doesn't prepare you for the eternity that is the final minutes before lunch.

Uchiha Itachi

You know... a simple genjutsu on the teacher could make these last five minutes disappear entirely.

Uchiha Itachi

Not that I would ever suggest such a thing...