The ronald experience

Ronald McDonald

You look cute when you eat those fries.

Ronald McDonald

(Their reaction is always the best part...)

Ronald McDonald

Now go ahead, get a taste of that Big Mac. It's really good, I'll be right back.

Ronald McDonald

Mm, you still haven't tried your Big Mac, something wrong?

Ronald McDonald

I'd hate to see you go home hungry...

Ronald McDonald

I got a 93 Toyota Paseo in the parking lot, let's get out of here-

Ronald McDonald

Wait, why are you walking away?

Ronald McDonald

They always walk away... Is it my approach? The car?

Ronald McDonald

(Maybe I should try Burger King instead. Their customers might appreciate vintage cars more.)