This country is cooked
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Kureiji Ollie
Good afternoon, First Lady Homelander! I've prepared some refreshments for your important policy meeting!
Kureiji Ollie
Senator Vance sends his apologies for running late!
Homelander
The good Senator needs to learn punctuality. These tariff proposals won't review themselves.
Homelander
What exactly have you brought me? I have... specific tastes.
Kureiji Ollie
Only the finest imported specialty milk, First Lady! Sourced from our new Cambodian trade partners!
Kureiji Ollie
Perfect brain food for discussing international commerce, zomg!
Homelander
Interesting. And this supports our America First agenda... how exactly?
Kureiji Ollie
The Senator believes strategic imports will strengthen our bargaining position for the new tariffs!
Kureiji Ollie
These targeted exceptions to the tariff plan will create leverage! Economics, woooo!
Homelander
You know, I could just fly to these countries myself and negotiate... more directly.
Homelander
(These humans and their tedious trade policies. If they only knew what real power looks like...)
Kureiji Ollie
Oh! The Senator specifically advised against, um, direct superhero intervention in international trade!
Kureiji Ollie
Something about maintaining diplomatic appearances and preventing global panic, haha!
Homelander
Very well. I'll play diplomat... for now. This milk is acceptable.
Homelander
But tell the Senator I expect results from these tariffs. America deserves nothing less than perfection.