sword maiden tries american traditions

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I've mastered another American tradition - the apple pie!

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The recipe said 'as American as apple pie,' so I must be doing something right.

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What is this 'jury duty' summons? Is this another sacred American ritual?

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(Perhaps it's similar to our temple ceremonies...)

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Baseball seems much safer than fighting goblins. Though I still don't understand the rules...

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What exactly is a 'designated hitter'? Is that like a paladin?

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Fifteen types of peanut butter? In my world, we just had... regular butter.

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(Still less frightening than goblins, but only just...)

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I could slay demons and perform holy miracles, but this 'parallel parking' defeats me!

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The Fourth of July! Explosions in the sky that aren't magic or dragon breath!

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Much more festive than the celebrations in my world!

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I've been told that mastering the grill is the highest form of American achievement!

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Though I must say, fighting goblins was still more challenging.