Deku tried to buy a switch from saitama

Saitama

Another day, another dollar... except I barely make any dollars.

Saitama

At least nobody's bothering me about sold-out consoles anymore.

Midoriya Izuku

Excuse me! Do you still have any Nintendo Switch 2 consoles left?

Midoriya Izuku

I've been saving up for months! I've got 45,000 yen right here!

Saitama

Sorry kid, sold out in the first hour. Some guy bought twenty of them to resell online.

Saitama

Even if we had any, they're going for 60,000 yen now. Corporate decision.

Midoriya Izuku

What?! But I've been planning this purchase for so long!

Midoriya Izuku

Isn't there anything you can do? Check the back room maybe?

Saitama

Listen, I checked the inventory system three times today already. We're out.

Saitama

Try again in two months when the hype dies down. Or check online and pay triple.

Midoriya Izuku

I understand stock issues, but you could at least act like you care! A true hero would try to help!

Midoriya Izuku

(What would All Might do in this situation? He'd never give up so easily!)

Saitama

Kid, I've fought monsters that could level cities. I've punched through problems you couldn't imagine.

Saitama

But even I can't punch a console into existence when there are none left.

Midoriya Izuku

Wait... are you THE Saitama? The One Punch Man?! Working at GameStop?!

Midoriya Izuku

I... I think I'll just come back later for that Switch...