Ash vs Yugi

Ash Ketchum

I challenge you to a battle! Go, Pikachu!

Ash Ketchum

Let's show him our best moves!

Yugi Muto

A battle? I accept your challenge! But what's that yellow creature?

Yugi Muto

Is that some kind of new Duel Monster?

Ash Ketchum

Duel Monster? No, this is Pikachu, my Pokémon! Aren't you going to send out your Pokémon?

Yugi Muto

I see! Then I'll play Dark Magician in attack position!

Yugi Muto

(I have no idea what a Pokémon is, but I won't back down from this challenge!)

Ash Ketchum

Wait, you're using cards? Where's your Pokéball? How is your monster going to battle?

Yugi Muto

I activate Magical Hats to protect my Dark Magician from your Pikachu's attacks!

Yugi Muto

Your move! But be warned, I have trap cards waiting!

Ash Ketchum

I don't think we're playing the same game! Pikachu, should we try Thunderbolt on... the cards?

Yugi Muto

Wait, you mean your creature actually attacks directly? Not through the cards?

Yugi Muto

That's not in the rules!