Netflix Devil May Cry SUCKS

Dante

What the hell is this garbage? Did they even play the games before making this?

Dante

Since when do I talk like a walking Twitter feed? 'Devil may cry, but this show definitely makes ME cry.' Seriously?

Vergil

They portrayed me as some demon rights activist? I seek POWER, not social justice.

Vergil

And Mundus as a liberator? The same demon who enslaved me and stripped me of my will? Pathetic.

Lady

Did I seriously just call Sparda's actions 'problematic' in that scene? With that much cursing?

Lady

My father summoned demons that KILLED my mother. Why would I suddenly be pro-demon?

Nero

They took everything that made Devil May Cry awesome and turned it into some cheap political commentary.

Nero

Since when do we fight the U.S. government instead of, you know, actual demons?

Trish

They're playing 'American Idiot' while bombing Hell? Subtle.

Trish

I was created by Mundus to trick Dante, not join his revolution for demon rights!

Dante

You know what hurts the most? They took all my STYLE. I'm supposed to be cool, not cringe!

Dante

(I can't believe I'm saying this, but I think I prefer being in the reboot game instead of this show.)

Vergil

This adaptation lacks motivation.

Vergil

Perhaps we should pay this Adi Shankar a visit and show him what real demons are like.

Lady

Next person who says 'it's just an adaptation' gets a bullet between the eyes.

Lady

Some things are worse than demons. Like whatever THAT was supposed to be.