Never piss off a goddess...

Yu

So that's what happened. Izanami turned us into women because of that chair incident.

Yu

I know it sounds unbelievable, but you guys know about Personas and Shadows, right? This isn't that much weirder.

Kanji

Yeah! I mean, I didn't think hittin' a goddess with a folding chair would make her this mad!

Kanji

She just waved her hand and BAM! Suddenly I'm... I'm like this!

Joker

So a goddess of creation turned you both into women because Kanji hit her with a chair.

Joker

And this happened right after Yu distracted her with... dancing?

Makoto

It's okay if you're exploring gender expression. We support you both.

Makoto

Though I admit the goddess transformation story is quite... creative.

Yu

We're not making this up! Look at me! My voice, my hair, everything's different!

Yu

The dance was supposed to be a distraction technique Igor taught me!

Kanji

Look at this! This is my jacket from yesterday! It's huge on me now!

Kanji

You think I'd just buy clothes three sizes too big for some crossdressing gag?

Joker

Maybe you borrowed it from a friend for your cosplay? The commitment is impressive though.

Joker

I mean, even your voices are perfect. You two could win competitions with this act.

Yu

Fine! I'll prove it. Watch my Izanagi sword technique - I've practiced it a thousand times!

Yu

(Why does everything feel so off-balance in this body?)

Makoto

Watch out!

Makoto

(They're really committed to this act...)

Kanji

Izanami is a super powerful goddess of creation! She created Inaba's fog, the TV world monsters!

Kanji

Why would we make up something this embarrassing?!

Yu

Look, here's my student ID from yesterday!

Yu

(What? The photo's changing to match my current appearance!)

Joker

What's with this fog? It just appeared out of nowhere.

Joker

(This feeling... it's similar to the Metaverse, but different.)

Yu

That's her! Izanami!

Yu

(She's come to taunt us again!)

Kanji

No way! Not again! I ain't letting her turn me into anything else!

Kanji

(What if she makes this permanent? Or worse?!)

Makoto

That disembodied laughter... the temperature drop... they were telling the truth!

Makoto

I need to document everything about this goddess for our research!