Damn, Zamasu! Nice Kicks!

Black

(These mortals and their social media... at least they have good taste in footwear.)

Piccolo

(What is he doing here? And what is he wearing on his feet?)

Black

Well, if it isn't the Namekian. Come to witness superior style?

Piccolo

What are those things on your feet?

Black

These, my verdant adversary, are white Vans. The pinnacle of mortal footwear fashion.

Black

As the mortals say... "Damn, Daniel!"

Piccolo

Why would a god-like being who destroys universes care about mortal fashion trends?

Piccolo

Is this some sort of tactical advantage I'm unaware of?

Black

Must destruction always be unstylish? Even villains deserve to express themselves!

Black

You wouldn't understand with your outdated purple gi and cape combo.

Piccolo

Are they reinforced for combat? Do they enhance your speed? Contain hidden weapons?

Piccolo

I need to understand the strategic purpose behind this choice.

Black

Not everything is about battle strategy! They're comfortable, stylish, and make me look good!

Black

Do you have any idea how hard it is being known only as 'Evil Goku'?

Piccolo

You destroy worlds... because you're concerned about your image?

Black

(Why does no one understand? I'm more than just a copy...)

Black

You don't know what it's like to be judged solely on your appearance...

Black

I'm constantly compared to Goku! Always 'the copy,' 'the fake,' 'the evil version.'

Black

These shoes are MINE! Something he would never wear! Something that makes me... me!

Piccolo

I... see. I was once known only as 'the green alien' or 'the Demon King.'

Piccolo

Identity is... complicated when you're always compared to others.

Black

That cape and turban combination - that's uniquely you, isn't it? Not tactical, just... Piccolo.

Black

We're not so different. Both seeking to be more than how others define us.

Piccolo

(I never considered my attire as self-expression rather than function...)

Piccolo

The weighted cape does serve a purpose... but I suppose I've grown attached to how it looks as well.

Black

So the mighty Piccolo has fashion preferences after all! Perhaps next time we battle, you could upgrade those pointed shoes.

Black

I know a place with excellent white Vans...

Piccolo

Keep your Vans. We're still enemies... but your fashion sense isn't as questionable as your morals.

Piccolo

(Perhaps I should consider what my own style says about me...)