IDK I was bored

Peter

This reminds me of that time I met characters from completely different franchises!

Peter

(Time for a cutaway gag that'll blow everyone's minds!)

Jotaro

What the hell? This isn't Cairo.

Jotaro

Yare yare daze...

Karlach

By the hells! One moment I'm in Baldur's Gate, the next I'm in... wherever this is!

Karlach

At least it's not the Absolute's temple!

Wade

Hello readers! Welcome to the most ambitious crossover since that time Disney bought everything!

Wade

Spoiler alert: the writer of this mess should DEFINITELY be working on their game development skills instead.

Peter

Holy crap, it worked! The cutaway actually brought you guys here!

Peter

This is even weirder than that time I accidentally joined the Avengers!

Jotaro

You summoned me here? I was in the middle of something important.

Jotaro

(Star Platinum could easily destroy this entire house...)

Karlach

A magic cutaway summoning? That's the funniest thing I've heard since Wyll tried to impress me with his warlock powers!

Karlach

Your world is BIZARRE!

Peter

Don't worry, I can fix this! Let me try another cutaway to send you all back!

Peter

This reminds me of the time I had to reverse a trans-dimensional catastrophe!

Karlach

His FACE! I can't stop laughing! My infernal heart is going into overdrive!

Karlach

(Need to cool down before I burn this place to cinders...)

Wade

This is GOLD! The writer clearly ran out of original ideas and decided to throw us all together.

Wade

I give this crossover fanfic a solid 6/10 - would be higher if Ryan Reynolds was playing me.

Jotaro

Star Platinum!

Jotaro

(Need to contain the chaos before this gets any worse...)

Peter

Final cutaway power activate! This reminds me of the time I fixed the entire multiverse with one thought!

Peter

Please work, please work, please work...

Wade

Hey YOU! Yes, YOU behind the keyboard! Stop writing fanfiction crossovers and get back to your game development courses!

Wade

Unity isn't going to learn itself! Compile us back where we belong!

Karlach

By the Nine Hells! I feel like I'm being pulled back to the Forgotten Realms!

Karlach

Whatever you're doing, egg-shaped man, don't stop!