Rebecca's Viral Internet Mystery

Becca

What the hell does "UOH" even mean?

Becca

And why's everyone always putting crying emojis on my posts?

David

What are you going on about now, Rebecca?

Lucy

(Another day, another Rebecca drama. Always something with her.)

Becca

Look at this! I post a pic of my new chrome, and everyone's like "UOH 😭" and "UOH 😭😭😭"!

Becca

Did I do something wrong? Are they making fun of me?

David

Let me see what you're talking about.

Lucy

(This should be interesting. David's already turning red.)

Becca

Look! Even on this casual selfie! What gives? These gonks crying or what?

David

Oh... uh...

David

(How do I explain THIS to Rebecca of all people?)

Lucy

What's the issue?

David

It's, uh... it's not what you think, Rebecca.

David

They're not... actually crying.

Lucy

(Of course she doesn't know what these mean. That's actually a bit refreshing.)

Becca

Well? Are you gonks gonna tell me or what? Why's everyone going "UOH 😭" on my pics?

Becca

What's it MEAN?

David

Lucy, maybe you can... explain this better than I can?

Lucy

It's internet vernacular, Rebecca. The crying emoji in this context represents overwhelming emotion, not sadness.

Lucy

"UOH" is an onomatopoeic expression of... surprise and admiration for one's physical attributes.

David

They think you're hot, Rebecca. They're horny. That's what it means.

David

It's thirsty netrunners and edgerunners drooling over your pictures.

Becca

(They're... attracted to me? All those comments are...)

Becca

So they LIKE my pictures! They think I'm preem!

Becca

Hell yeah! I should post more! I bet if I pose with my new arm mods, I'll break the whole net!

David

No, no, no! That's not what I meant! You shouldn't encourage them!

David

Rebecca, please, think about what you're doing!

Lucy

(This backfired spectacularly. Should have known better with Rebecca.)