Reimu and marsia discover 4chan

Reimu

Another piece of outside world junk? Great, more trash to deal with.

Reimu

(Though this one looks different from the usual garbage that falls through the barrier.)

Reimu

It's so smooth. Is this glass? And why does it have buttons on the side?

Reimu

Yukari's boundary gaps have been dropping stranger things lately.

Marisa

Yo, Reimu! Boring day at the shrine again, ze?

Marisa

Whoa! Is that what I think it is?

Marisa

This is definitely from the outside world! Kourin had something similar in his shop.

Marisa

It's called a "smartphone," I think. The outside world humans use them for all sorts of stuff!

Reimu

It just lit up by itself! Is it possessed?

Reimu

Careful, Marisa. Outside world items can be dangerous.

Marisa

Look, you can touch it and it responds! This is amazing technology, ze!

Marisa

There's some kind of website open... "Four-chan"? What kind of name is that?

Reimu

Let me see. What are all these discussion threads about?

Reimu

Wait, are those... our names?

Marisa

R-Reimu! This thread is titled "ReiMari" with a heart symbol!

Marisa

(How do outside world people even know about us?!)

Reimu

Give me that! What are you talking about?

Reimu

W-what?! "Reimu and Marisa are totally a couple"?! Who writes this nonsense?!

Marisa

Well, we do spend a lot of time together, ze...

Marisa

Not that we're... you know... like that or anything!

Reimu

There are DRAWINGS of us?! Together?! How dare they!

Reimu

This is a violation of shrine maiden dignity! And some of these are so... so...

Marisa

(I didn't even know that was physically possible...)

Marisa

Ahaha... people sure have active imaginations, don't they?

Reimu

We need to destroy this thing immediately! What if Suika or Yukari saw these?

Reimu

I'd never hear the end of it! We could seal it in the donation box!

Marisa

Wait a sec, Reimu. Look at this comment here...

Marisa

Not everything is weird here. This person just wrote about our friendship.

Reimu

"Beyond the shipping and memes, the friendship between Reimu and Marisa is the heart of Touhou..."

Reimu

"They trust each other completely, even when they bicker..."

Marisa

We are pretty close, aren't we? I mean, I crash at your shrine all the time...

Marisa

And you always let me in, even though you complain about it.