Deadpool saves Ai Hoshino

Hoshino Ruby

Did you see that?! They're saying Mom's supposed attacker was found... tied up on the police station steps?!

Hoshino Ruby

And someone wrote 'you're welcome' in what looks like... taco sauce?

Hoshino Aqua

Something doesn't add up. My investigation showed no one knew about the murder plot except the killer himself.

Hoshino Aqua

Who could have possibly intervened? And how did they know?

Hoshino Ai

I brought some tea! Why the serious faces? Shouldn't we be celebrating that strange coincidence that saved my life?

Hoshino Ai

Though I have to admit, finding a katana-shaped hole in my dressing room wall was... concerning.

Deadpool

Mission accomplished! The writer can't fridgeify Mama Hoshino if I un-alive the bad guy first!

Deadpool

(Take THAT, tragic backstory trope! Cable said I couldn't change timelines without consequences, but what does HE know?)

Hoshino Aqua

There's someone behind the curtain! I can see your feet!

Deadpool

Whoopsie! Um... this isn't what it looks like! I'm... the new interior decorator?

Deadpool

Red and black is totally in this season! Like my outfit! Which is not suspicious at all!

Hoshino Ai

Who are you and why are you in my home?!

Deadpool

Just your biggest fan, Miss Hoshino! Could I get an autograph? I saved your life because your song 'Sweet Today' helped me through some tough chimichanga-less times!

Deadpool

Also, your kids are WAY more well-adjusted now! You can thank me with concert tickets!