Eat/Cook off!!! Goku vs. Luffy (GONE WRONG)

Luffy

Mmmmph! This meat is amazing! I could eat a hundred more plates!

Luffy

Hey Goku! I bet I can eat way more than you!

Goku

Ha! I've been training my whole life for eating competitions! This is just my warm-up!

Goku

Chi-Chi's cooking gives me all the energy I need for fighting!

Chi-Chi

I've been feeding a Saiyan for years! No pirate boy could possibly out-eat my Goku!

Chi-Chi

My special recipe will show that empress what real cooking is about!

Hancock

This special dish will surely win Luffy's heart at last...

Hancock

(The Amazon Lily special love enhancer never fails... though I've never used it on someone with such an appetite.)

Luffy

Gomu Gomu no... Food Grab!

Luffy

Being made of rubber means I always have room for more!

Goku

I might need to go Super Saiyan to finish all this food!

Goku

But that's what makes it fun! I'm nowhere near full yet!

Chi-Chi

That Snake Empress might be royalty, but I've been feeding the strongest warrior in the universe for years!

Chi-Chi

My cooking is going to win this contest!

Hancock

(This special dish contains all my feelings... Only Luffy should eat this one.)

Hancock

This plate is specifically for my beloved Luffy...

Chi-Chi

Oh! Watch where you're—

Chi-Chi

The plates are getting mixed up!

Goku

Ooh, this one looks special! Down it goes!

Goku

Wow, it has a funny taste, but I like it!

Hancock

NO! That dish wasn't for—

Hancock

(The love enhancer! On another woman's husband! This is terrible!)

Goku

Hancock... your cooking is... amazing! You're so beautiful...

Goku

Have you always been this pretty?

Chi-Chi

GOKU! What do you think you're DOING?!

Chi-Chi

You snake woman! What did you put in that food?!

Luffy

Huh? Why is everyone yelling? Did I miss something?

Luffy

Hey, if no one wants their food, can I have it?