The Gang stalks a succubus pt5

Aqua

*hic* I knew it! Demon... disguised as a beauty... *hic*

Aqua

Jussst wait till I purify you... for great justice!

Albedo

You. Have been following me for three blocks. Explain yourself.

Aqua

AHA! A demon would know exactly how many blocks! Only proves my point!

Aqua

I am Aqua, goddess of water! And you are clearly a demon infiltrating this city!

Albedo

Lower your voice, you drunken fool. I am merely a traveler visiting this city on... personal business.

Aqua

A traveler? Ha! Your horns are showing! Metaphorically, of course.

Aqua

Those yellow eyes... that perfect beauty... the dark aura... Demon 101!

Albedo

And what if I was? What would a drunken, pathetic excuse for a deity do about it?

Aqua

I... I would... um... p-purify...

Aqua

(Maybe antagonizing an actual demon wasn't my brightest idea...)

Albedo

Perhaps I can buy you another drink? And we can discuss why accusing strangers of being demons might be... hazardous to your health.

Albedo

Besides, I'd love to hear more about what a real goddess is doing drinking alone in this realm...