Into the Monster Hunter Verse

Deadpool

Well, that was some interdimensional express delivery I didn't sign up for!

Deadpool

Hey! Purple-hair lady and Tin Man! Anyone know where the nearest chimichanga stand is in this place?

Shalom

I suggest we all calm down and assess the situation before making any rash decisions.

Shalom

This forest... it doesn't feel like any part of the Mire I've encountered before.

Master Chief

Cortana, scan for—right, she's not here. I'm Master Chief, Spartan-117. UNSC.

Shalom

Chief? That title sounds familiar. In my world, we have our own 'Chief' who commands with absolute authority.

Shalom

I'm Shalom. I assume we all came through some kind of portal?

Deadpool

That is some sweet cosplay, my green friend! What's it made of? Vibranium? Unobtainium? Can I try it on? Pretty please?

Deadpool

I bet I'd look absolutely fabulous in green! Though it might clash with all the red when I get shot...

Rathalos

SKRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!

Deadpool

Holy mother of dragon BBQs! That thing is MUCH bigger in person than in the video game!

Deadpool

Okay team! Formation Alpha-Chimichanga-Delta! I'll go for its legs, Sparky hits the wings, and Purple Rain does... purple stuff!

Master Chief

Target acquired. I'll provide covering fire.

Shalom

For a creature this size, we should coordinate our attacks. Follow my lead!

Rathalos

SKREEEEEEEEE!

Deadpool

And stay out! Man, the graphics in this crossover episode are amazing!

Deadpool

Alright gang, I've played enough RPGs to know we should head toward the tallest mountain or the weirdest looking tree. That's always where civilization is!

Shalom

I'm not convinced there's any civilization in a world that harbors such creatures.

Shalom

But I suppose following you is marginally better than staying here to become that thing's dinner.