Bizarre Uncles: Jotaro VS Dio!

Anya

(Another boring day at the adoption place. Why do they keep bringing me here?)

Anya

Anya wants peanuts, not new family...

Anya

(Wait! Someone with super weird thoughts is coming! Something about... punching ghosts?)

Anya

Waku waku!

Jotaro

Yare yare daze. So this is the place.

Jotaro

(I can't believe I'm doing this. But if that girl really is who they say, I need to protect her.)

Jotaro

I'm here about the girl, Anya Forger. I'm... applying to be her uncle.

Jotaro

She needs someone who can protect her from certain... threats.

Anya

(His mind is full of a punchy ghost man! And fighting! And someone called... Dio?)

Anya

Star... Platinum?

DIO

You thought it would be a normal adoption day, BUT IT WAS I, DIO!

DIO

I've come to claim my rightful place as the superior uncle to this child!

Anya

(He's the bad guy from cap guy's thoughts! He can stop time and drinks blood! This is better than spy shows!)

Anya

WAKU WAKU!

DIO

Jotaro! How foolish of you to think you could be a better uncle than I, DIO!

DIO

What could you possibly offer a child? Marine biology books? Hmph! I can give her the world!

Anya

(Wow! He's a vampire who lived in a coffin for 100 years! And he hates the cap guy SO much!)

Anya

You tried to kill his great-great-grandpa?

Jotaro

Stay away from her, Dio. A child needs stability, not whatever twisted ideas you have.

Jotaro

Here, Anya. I brought you a book about dolphins. Educational.

DIO

Dolphins? How pedestrian! Behold, child - a genuine music box from the 1800s that I... acquired.

DIO

Wouldn't you prefer an uncle who can give you treasures beyond imagination?

Anya

(Let's see what happens if I make a mess!)

Anya

Oopsie! Anya made an accident!

Jotaro

I'll clean it up-

Jotaro

(Dio better not try to use this to get closer to her!)

DIO

MUDA MUDA! I'll show you how a proper uncle handles spills!

DIO

(Perfect opportunity to show my superiority to Jotaro!)

Anya

Anya wants those peanuts! Can uncles get them for Anya?

Anya

(Hehehe, let's see which one wins now!)

Jotaro

I can get them without any supernatural nonsense.

Jotaro

(Why can't I use Star Platinum for this? Right, normal uncle appearance...)