Aliens in Earth 0.5 pt4

Batman

How exactly did you get mixed up with an alien girl, Clark?

Superman

I was patrolling the skies when I got caught in some kind of teleportation beam.

Superman

Next thing I know, I'm standing in what looked like an alien spacecraft.

Lum

Darling no understand. Lum not mean to bring strange flying man to ship.

Superman

She panicked when she found me, and I got dizzy somehow. Must have hit something when I stumbled.

Superman

There were criminals planning something big when I got teleported away. I need to get back!

Superman

Bruce, can you watch over our new guest until I return? I promise I won't be long.

Batman

Go. I'll handle things here.

Batman

(I need to figure out what she's doing with that device on her wrist.)

Lum

Stupid teleporter! Lum fix and go home! Dark man stop staring at Lum!

Batman

I've dealt with Martians and New Gods, but never an Oni. What exactly are you doing here on Earth?

Batman

And how do I know that device isn't calling an invasion fleet?