scary stories without shinji

Shimakaze

Let's see... these battle reports need to be filed before Admiral gets back.

Shimakaze

Being the fastest means getting this paperwork done at top speed too!

Meowfficer

Meow! I brought the tactical maps you asked for, nya~!

Blue-Eyes White Dragon

ROAAAAARRRR! FEAR THE POWER OF THE ULTIMATE DRAGON!

Meowfficer

NYAAAAAAAA! DRAGON! DRAGON! MEOWFFICER ABANDONING SHIP!

Meowfficer

ALL PAWS OVERBOARD! EMERGENCY EVACUATION NYAAAAA!

Shimakaze

Um... what just happened? And why is there a dragon at our window?

Red-Eyes Black Dragon

GRAAAAAWWWRR! MY INFERNO FIRE BLAST WILL REDUCE YOU TO ASHES!

Meowfficer

NYOOOOOO! ANOTHER ONE! THIS WASN'T IN THE NAVAL TRAINING MANUAL!

Meowfficer

ABANDON OFFICE! EVERY CAT FOR THEMSELVES!

Shimakaze

I've seen Siren technology, but card game monsters? That's a new one.

Shimakaze

Maybe I should mention this in my report... right after I find our tactical officer under the furniture.