ladies' men- wait are those cat-

Gojo Satoru

Ladies, ladies! I know I'm irresistible, but there's plenty of me to go around!

Gojo Satoru

Though I should warn you, dating a special grade sorcerer comes with certain... occupational hazards.

Zhongli

I don't quite understand the commotion. Is there a special cultural observance taking place?

Zhongli

Oh? You wish to... fund my shopping expedition? How generous, but contracts of financial support require proper documentation...

Ryomen Sukuna

Pathetic. In my era, humans knew to tremble before me, not fawn like desperate pets.

Ryomen Sukuna

Continue obstructing my path and I'll show you why they call me the King of Curses.

Killua Zoldyck

This is so weird! Don't they know I could literally rip their hearts out?

Killua Zoldyck

(Gon would know how to handle this without being awkward... I'm just gonna buy more chocolate robots and escape.)

Ichimaru Gin

My, my, what an interestin' predicament we've found ourselves in, haven't we?

Ichimaru Gin

Sorry ladies, my heart belongs to someone else... though I doubt she'd believe me if I told her that.

Sesshoumaru

This Sesshoumaru has no interest in human affections.

Sesshoumaru

Pathetic mortals. Their lifespans are but fleeting moments compared to my eternal existence.

Uchiha Itachi

This attention is... unexpected. I am not someone to be admired.

Uchiha Itachi

(If they knew the truth about me, they wouldn't be looking at me this way. Perhaps it's better they don't know.)

Minamino Shuichi (Kurama)

I appreciate your kindness, truly, but we really must be on our way.

Minamino Shuichi (Kurama)

Though I find it somewhat ironic that a demon who once stole hearts in a more literal sense now receives them so willingly.