current yu-gi-oh gyahahaha

Seto Kaiba

Hmph. These modern duelists think their fancy new card mechanics can intimidate me?

Seto Kaiba

I've registered us both for this 'Master Duel' app. Time to show them who the real King of Games is.

Yami Yugi

What is this? Link Summoning? Pendulum Zones? Synchro what?

Yami Yugi

Kaiba, have they completely changed the game we once mastered?

Seto Kaiba

My opponent just summoned 15 monsters in one turn! That's impossible!

Seto Kaiba

I don't even understand what half these cards do!

Yami Yugi

I summon Dark Magician in attack position!

Yami Yugi

Wait, why is my opponent laughing in the chat?

Seto Kaiba

I lost in two turns? TWO TURNS?!

Seto Kaiba

What is an "OTK"? What just happened to my Blue-Eyes?!

Yami Yugi

This single card has more text than our entire rulebook did...

Yami Yugi

The Heart of the Cards can't help me understand whatever a "negate" is!

Seto Kaiba

That's enough. I'm developing our own game. "Classic Duel Monsters" - no chains, no links, just pure strategy.

Seto Kaiba

And I'll make sure Blue-Eyes is the most powerful card, as it should be!

Yami Yugi

Kaiba, it says we've been invited to a "Legacy Format" tournament for... "boomers"?

Yami Yugi

What's a boomer? Is that a new type of summoning?