Gura and Dante

Gawr Gura

This pizza is sooooo good! You really know how to treat a lady, Dante!

Gawr Gura

(Best day ever! Just me and the coolest demon hunter in the universe!)

Dante

What can I say? Devil May Cry offers premium customer service. Pizza and demon slaying, all under one roof.

Lady

Dante, we need you for a job right n— Wait, what the hell?

Trish

Is that... a small shark girl sitting on your lap?

Trish

Since when do you babysit?

Nero

Seriously? We're dealing with a major demon outbreak and you're... entertaining guests?

Dante

Just showing some hospitality to a shark from Atlantis. So what's this job you're all worked up about?

Vergil

Dante! Our battle shall be settled tod—

Gawr Gura

Hey! It's Stinky Blue Man! Can't you see we're having a nice time here?

Gawr Gura

Stop trying to kill your brother for FIVE MINUTES, ya big dummy!

Vergil

The... shark child? Here? How unexpected.

Vergil

(How does this small creature possess such commanding presence?)

Gawr Gura

You two are family! Family sticks together and helps each other fight the baddies, not each other!

Gawr Gura

Now say you're sorry and help with whatever big scary demon thing is happening!

Vergil

...Very well. Our duel can wait, brother. It seems there are more pressing matters.

Dante

Well I'll be damned! The shark tamed the storm! Gura, I'm officially making you our team therapist.

Dante

You've accomplished in two minutes what we couldn't do in decades.

Gawr Gura

A~! Does this mean I can come back tomorrow? And the next day? And forever?

Gawr Gura

(Best. Day. EVER!)