If GuP did the Space Race

Katyusha

The great Soviet Union will show the world our technological superiority!

Katyusha

We will be first to reach the stars!

Kay

Not if the United States gets there first! Our freedom rockets are ready for launch!

Kay

May the best space program win!

Katyusha

Behold! Sputnik has been launched! The first satellite in space belongs to the Soviets!

Katyusha

Haha! How does it feel to be second place, capitalist?

Kay

They beat us to orbit? No way!

Kay

But this race is just getting started! Time to double our funding!

Katyusha

Next, we send Laika the dog to space! Another first for the mighty USSR!

Katyusha

(I hope nobody asks if the dog made it back safely...)

Kay

One small step for Kay, one giant leap for capitalism! We've reached the moon!

Kay

America wins the space race! U-S-A! U-S-A!

Katyusha

That doesn't count! We had more firsts! First satellite, first animal, first man, first woman!

Katyusha

You can't just change the finish line to the moon halfway through!

Kay

How about we call it a tie and build an International Space Station together?

Kay

Besides, I brought snacks! Space ice cream for everyone!