hilda and rosa's beach day

Hilda

So I met this amazing guy from another region... he's so mysterious!

Hilda

He wears these stylish glasses and has this whole phantom thief vibe going on.

Rosa

No way! My new boyfriend sounds just like that! He's got this cool persona, literally!

Rosa

Does he have this messy black hair that somehow still looks perfect?

Hilda

Wait a minute... Is he tall with gray eyes? And carries a phone with some weird app?

Rosa

That sounds exactly like my boyfriend... There's no way we're dating the same person, right?

Rosa

I mean, what are the odds that a guy from a completely different world would be two-timing us?

Amamiya Ren

There they are... wait, why are they both here? Together?

Amamiya Ren

(I don't even know how I got to this Pokémon universe in the first place...)

Hilda

Rosa! That's him! That's MY boyfriend!

Rosa

No way! That's MY boyfriend! REN! Get over here and explain yourself!

Amamiya Ren

I, uh... I think there's been a cognitive distortion here...

Amamiya Ren

(Maybe I should have stayed in Mementos... facing Shadows seems easier than this.)