A mage for sale pt3

Wiz

Oh my goodness! What's happening out here?

Wiz

Is that... Kazuma selling Megumin?!

Megumin

Unhand me, you lowly merchant! I am Megumin, the greatest explosion mage of the Crimson Demon clan!

Megumin

When I break free, I shall rain explosive vengeance upon you that rivals the heat of a thousand suns!

Aqua

This is all your fault, Wiz! Kazuma went crazy after visiting your shop and buying that cursed amulet!

Aqua

I told him not to trust items from an undead shopkeeper! Now look what's happened!

Dustiness Ford Lalatina

Kazuma, please reconsider! Selling party members is beneath someone of your... questionable reputation!

Dustiness Ford Lalatina

Though... if you insist on selling someone, perhaps I could take Megumin's place?

Wiz

Wait, what cursed amulet? I don't remember selling anything like that!

Wiz

Oh dear, did I mix up the inventory again?

Megumin

How DARE you price me at only 5 Eris?! I am worth at least 1000 times that amount!

Megumin

When I escape, I shall demonstrate my true value with an explosion that will level this entire marketplace!

Aqua

Hmm, according to this label, the "Side Effects May Include: Temporary Insanity and Desire to Sell Annoying Party Members."

Aqua

See? I knew it was all Wiz's fault! At least he didn't try to sell a beautiful, useful goddess like me!

Dustiness Ford Lalatina

Oh no! I've freed her! Quick, everyone take cover before-

Dustiness Ford Lalatina

(Actually, being caught in Megumin's explosion might not be so bad...)