isekai poker night

Satou Kazuma

Full house! Read 'em and weep!

Satou Kazuma

Man, I never win at anything in this world. Today must be my lucky day!

Degurechaff Tanya

Impossible! I calculated all the probabilities!

Degurechaff Tanya

This defies all tactical analysis. I demand a rematch!

Satou Kazuma

A rematch? Sure, but you know the rules... you're out of chips, so it's time to pay up.

Satou Kazuma

Don't tell me you forgot this was strip poker from the beginning?

Degurechaff Tanya

Strip poker?! What nonsense are you talking about? We were playing regular poker!

Greyrat Rudeus

Come now, Tanya. It was clearly established at the beginning. I remember it distinctly.

Greyrat Rudeus

My previous life's memory is impeccable, you know.

Natsuki Subaru

Yeah, I distinctly remember agreeing to strip poker. Are you saying you died and came back without that memory?

Natsuki Subaru

Wait, that's my ability... never mind.

Rimuru Tempest

As the mediator here, I can confirm the rules were clear. Strip poker was definitely the game we agreed upon.

Rimuru Tempest

I could use Great Sage to replay the conversation if you'd like?

Degurechaff Tanya

You're all conspiring against me! This is mutiny!

Degurechaff Tanya

(Being X must be behind this humiliation! I'll never forgive this blasphemy!)

Ainz Ooal Gown

As Supreme Ruler of Nazarick, I can testify that the agreement was indeed strip poker. My undead memory does not fail.

Ainz Ooal Gown

Though I must admit, the concept holds little meaning for a skeleton such as myself...