Get Elon Out of the White House

Solid Snake

Hmm, security's tighter than expected. This isn't just some Shadow Moses rehash.

Solid Snake

I count at least twenty guards on the east wing alone.

Yuffie Kisaragi

So we're really doing this? Kidnapping the weird internet guy?

Yuffie Kisaragi

Think he's got any rare materia on him? I call dibs!

Hatake Kakashi

Remind me why we're gathering this many ninjas just to extract one civilian?

Hatake Kakashi

Seems a bit... excessive.

Kuki Shinobu

I'd like to remind everyone that this is completely illegal and I cannot provide legal representation if we're caught.

Kuki Shinobu

Arataki-san isn't even involved and somehow I'm still cleaning up messes...

Loid Forger

I've secured credentials as a foreign diplomat. I'll create a distraction in the East Wing.

Loid Forger

Remember, this is an extraction, not an assassination. The target must be unharmed.

Greninja

Gre-ninja! Greninja!

Nina Williams

Target has a habit of posting his location online. He's in the Oval Office right now.

Nina Williams

I'll provide covering fire if needed, but this hardly seems worth my usual fee.

Hayabusa Ryu

Our target is approaching the window. Operation 'Hostile Takeover' begins now.

Hayabusa Ryu

Wait! He just tweeted that he's leaving for Mars permanently in ten minutes!