The Ring Hits Bikini Bottom

SpongeBob

Oh barnacles! It's time for the Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy marathon!

SpongeBob

Gary! You're going to miss the best episode!

SpongeBob

Huh? What's wrong with the TV? I just paid my electric bill!

SpongeBob

(Maybe Patrick was right about those discount batteries for the remote.)

SpongeBob

Hello? Mr. Television? Are you feeling okay?

SpongeBob

Maybe if I just give you a little tap...

Sadako

(Another victim to claim. Seven days has passed.)

SpongeBob

Wow! Is this one of those 4D television experiences?

SpongeBob

It looks so real!

Sadako

(I will bring terror to this place. No one escapes my curse.)

SpongeBob

A visitor! In my house! On a Tuesday night!

Sadako

(Why isn't this creature screaming? All should fear me.)

SpongeBob

Hi there! I'm SpongeBob SquarePants! Welcome to my pineapple home!

SpongeBob

You know, most people use the door, but I admire your creativity!

Sadako

(No one has ever... welcomed me before.)

SpongeBob

Would you like a cookie? They're kelp and chocolate chip!

SpongeBob

You look like you could use a towel too. Did you swim here?

Sadako

(This wasn't how it was supposed to go. I bring death, not... friendship.)

SpongeBob

And this is me at my first Krusty Krab employee of the month ceremony!

SpongeBob

You don't talk much, do you? That's okay! Patrick's not much of a conversationalist either!

Sadako

(I will end this absurdity. Seven days ends now.)

SpongeBob

Oh! A high five! I love high fives!

SpongeBob

(She's shy, but she's warming up to me!)

Sadako

(He... slapped my hand. Not in fear, but in... friendship?)

SpongeBob

I know what would cheer you up! Jellyfishing!

SpongeBob

Your hair would make a great net! But you can borrow my spare if you want!

Sadako

(What is this feeling? Not fear... not anger... is this what being included feels like?)