burgers or pizza

Dante

Nothing beats a good pizza after slaying demons all day.

Dante

That perfect cheese pull? The way the grease hits your tongue? Pure heaven.

Bayonetta

Oh please. Your taste is as dated as your decorating skills.

Bayonetta

A properly crafted burger is clearly superior. The perfect blend of flavors in each bite.

Dante

You're comparing burgers to pizza? That's like comparing a pistol to my Rebellion!

Dante

Pizza has infinite topping combinations. It's the ultimate demon-slayer fuel!

Bayonetta

Quality over quantity, dear. A burger is substantial, elegant, and doesn't leave grease all over my gloves.

Dante

Pizza has been there through every demon apocalypse! You can fold it, stack it, eat it cold the next morning!

Dante

What's a burger got that beats that?

Bayonetta

Structure, darling. A burger stays together with dignity.

Bayonetta

Your pizza flops around like the demons after I've finished with them.

Dante

There's only one way to settle this. I'm ordering both.

Dante

We'll have a taste test. Loser pays for the next demon-hunting shindig.

Bayonetta

Make it your treat, and you've got yourself a deal.

Bayonetta

Though I must warn you - the last being who challenged my taste ended up in Inferno.