Valentine shuts down the DOE
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My fellow Americans, today we make history by returning power to where it belongs - the states!
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The Department of Education experiment ends today.
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Three trillion dollars spent since 1979...
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And what do we have to show for it? 70% of students below reading proficiency!
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Let parents and communities decide what's best for their children.
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No more bureaucrats pushing their agenda from Washington!
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With a single stroke of this pen...
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I return education to the American people. Dirty Deeds Done Dirt Cheap!
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And if any parallel universe thinks they can stop us...
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They'll find that American determination spans all dimensions!