Frieren discovers smartphones (gone wrong)

Frieren

What manner of magic crystal is this? It glows at the touch...

Frieren

The scholar mentioned something called 'apps'...

Frieren

Why does it demand something called 'Apple ID'?

Frieren

I am Frieren, wielder of ancient magic. I need no identification from fruit!

Frieren

So this one runs on... automatons? Like a golem?

Frieren

(Perhaps this will be more accommodating than that stubborn apple device...)

Frieren

Google Account? Two-factor authentication? Cloud storage?!

Frieren

I spent a thousand years mastering magic, and this pocket rectangle dares to demand passwords?!

Frieren

I believe I shall stick to magic scrolls.

Frieren

At least they don't ask for system updates every fortnight.