Wario makes Raiden Shogun work st Wendy's
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Wario
WAH! Welcome to Wario's new franchise! You want job? Fill these forms!
Wario
Wario got great deal on this place. Only cost three gold coins!
Raiden Shogun
You dare suggest that I, the Almighty Shogun, should prepare mortal sustenance?
Raiden Shogun
(Perhaps this is an opportunity to better understand my people's needs...)
Wario
Burger flipping is like sword fighting! You good with sword, yes? Same thing!
Wario
Plus free lunch break! WAH!
Raiden Shogun
Very well. I shall cook these patties with the power of lightning itself!
Wario
WAH! No lightning! Use spatula! SPATULA!
Raiden Shogun
Behold, a burger worthy of eternity itself.
Raiden Shogun
Though I must admit, your mortal cooking tools are... inefficient.