President Power Pt 2

Power

As your new president, I declare my first executive order: 100% sales tax on EVERYTHING!

Power

That means double money for ME- I mean, the government!

Denji

How did you even become president? This is the fifth crazy law today...

Denji

And why am I your assistant?!

Power

Because I'm the strongest, smartest, and most beautiful candidate ever! Now fetch me my presidential snacks!

Power

And don't forget - you have to pay double for them now! MUHAHAHA!

Denji

That's it! I quit! Even becoming a devil hunter was better than this!

Power

WAIT! Who's going to do all my paperwork and praise my amazing leadership?!

Denji

Maybe try taxing yourself for once, Madam President!